The Ann Arbor Observer has a contest every month where you scour their newspaper for a fake ad and then they randomly give away a $25 gift certificate for an Ann Arbor business to someone who got it right. So I was going through the pages and found this.

The claims were so lofty that I figured it
had to be it. Anti aging? Fights cancer
and HIV? And isn't "medical doctor" kinda redundant?
Sadly, this is not the fake ad.