http://www.paid-to-promote.net/?r=fahrizal Tattoo Q2: June 2010

Boy's eyesight saved by prescription of Mario Kart 2 hrs a day

Directly quoting the article:
A six-year-old boy who nearly went blind in one eye can now see again after he was told to play on a Nintendo games console.
Ben Michaels suffered from amblyopia, or severe lazy eye syndrome in his right eye from the age of four.
His vision had decreased gradually in one eye and without treatment his sight loss could have become permanent.
[His mom] said: 'When he started he could not identify our faces with his weak eye. Now he can read with it although he is still a way off where he ought to be.'
Keep at it pal; eventually you'll not only be on target but also be able to make the mushroom shortcut on rainbow road.

Full article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1289186/Boys-eyesight-saved-prescribed-daily-dose-Nintendo-Mario-game.html#ixzz0sOnW4ZuW

Ad part 2: He's very quiet, but he sure smells bad

I started looking in Detroit Metro Area Craigslist to see if it had anyone I could find an apartment, and I came across this great misspelling.

"We are a quiet couple with a very quiet and well manured small dog"

Ad

There's an ad on Craigslist with the title "Condo w/ PRIVATE BASEMENT". If the best feature they can think to put in the title is that the public can't access the basement, I wouldn't want to live there.

Street space taken up by different modes of transport


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There needs to be a House Talk like there is a Car Talk

Ok, so how weird is this one.

At our condo earlier today, the power went out in part of our place in a slowly-fade-out kind of way. It took out our AC, one wall in the kitchen, and one wall in the living room.

Now here's the weird thing. If I turn on the dryer, all of those things work again. Sorta. The microwave turns and has its light on but doesn't warm anything up. The AC runs but isn't very cool.

And, as I also discovered, when the dryer then turns off, all of those things stop working again. Unfortunately, I found this out when my computer suddenly shut off, getting rid of my entire board game column that I'd been working on.

We haven't had any problems like this until now. I think it may actually be the furnace trying to draw too much power: when I flipped off the switch to the furnace, the light in the basement got as bright as it normally would be. But still, when the dryer turns off, so does everything else. Guess I'll have to call someone.

Geneva Art Fair - The Book


Laurence Longueville who curated last year’s Art Park Fair International in Geneva, Switzerland has just produced a book to commemorate the event. This guide features work by over 22 emerging and established international artists (me being one of them). An image of my life-size model kit sculpture, ‘And When I’m a Man’, appears somewhere in the middle of the catalogue.
To view the book and its contents on-line just click on this link.

Ethnic American Food

If you go to this grocery store in Germany and look at the Ethnic Foods section under USA, here is what you will find

Hey look, ducks

Here, I will make up for my previous post that took up a whole ten minutes of your time.

Tapdancing duck (?):


Ducks in a sink

Long but interesting video about using money to motivate people



It kinda makes me feel bad that I require constant interesting pictures to get me through 10 minutes of cool data.

Choose wisely, baby



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I AM NOT ANY PANDA UNION

I've been meaning to make this a post for a while. As Bridget posted on this blog post [which has more photos], China has a lot of awesome shirts with strange use of the English language. I still maintain that she could make a killing selling these to hipsters here in the states.



Yes, those are the lyrics to Party Up by DMX on that last part of that pink shirt.

Also, this shirt is like the perfect souvenir


It's not just shirts either:

Pimping my Prints


Once again I've been a bit remiss on the old salesman front so I thought it about time that I gave the Spidey Pods prints another mention. Here we go -

The design is based upon an earlier painting of mine (now in the collection of friend and art collector, Adam Stone – hope he doesn’t mind me mentioning that), which itself is based upon a section of an even earlier sketch that I made of a pile of ‘possibly alien’ pods receding into the distance. For some reason I decided to clothe the pods in different bits of the old Spider-man costume – probably just because I was a big Spiderman fan as a kid. And the reason that I drew the pods in the first place? Well that’s a bit of an odd one. After peeling back the skin on a segment of orange one evening (and being amazed at all the tiny pod-like bits that make up that segment) I later on woke up in the middle of the night and quickly tried to make a pencil sketch of what was in my head. However, as I began to draw I think that a few other influences had started to come into play – and I remembered the scene at the end of the original 1956 version of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers movie where the hero climbs into the back of the truck full of alien pods (oops – spoiler!) and of an old Simon Bisley drawing of the 2000 AD cartoon character, Sláine, standing on a pile of bodies. The idea to clothe the pods in bits of a super hero costume came to me the following day. As well as tying in with my interests in childhood nostalgia, I think that the pattern works both as a way of camouflaging the individual pods and as a kind of deconstruction of the super hero image - but maybe I’m just seeing more than is really there. Either way it seems to tie the whole image together nicely.

Anyway - each print is a signed and numbered (edition of 300), hand-pulled, 3 colour silk screen print on high grade, archival paper. The paper size is 58.6 x 54.2 cm with the image dimensions being 38.7 x 39.4 cm. The boarder at the bottom is slightly larger to allow for the signature and edition number – which also gives it a kind of Polaroid photo look.

Although they can be purchased from various galleries and shops around London, you can get one direct from me at the commission-free price of £100 (UK sterling).
I do have a small number for sale, mounted in custom made, white, box frames (which look amazing) for £150 - which is the cost price for the frame. These framed prints can be collect direct from my Whitechapel, London studio or delivered directly to London addresses. Anywhere outside of London and I can't guarantee that the picture glass will arrive intact so sorry but only unframed prints can be sent to these areas.

With regards to postage, all prints are rolled in acid-free tissue paper and posted in sturdy cardboard postal tubes with sealed plastic stoppers. Postage and packaging is free to UK customers (with a small charge for customers outside the UK - sorry).

If you are interested in purchasing a print please contact me at waynechisnall@yahoo.co.uk

I wasn't going to click this until I heard that he also violins the sound effects

City Stills





I recently re-discovered some black and white photos that I took of my City sculpture, not long after I had first completed it. My initial idea for the City was for it to be a set for a small 8mm animated film (but it somehow turned itself inside out and became a tower sculpture instead) so these photos were a sort of tribute to the unborn film – ‘stills from a film that doesn’t exist’, if you like.
Having grown up on a diet of strange little dark animations and movies, I think that my sculptural influences probably owe more to cinematography than they do to offer fields of art. As I’m sure many of you can tell, I was always a big fan of people like the Brothers Quay and of Czech animators such as Jan Švankmajer - and the weird dreamlike worlds that they conjured up probably had a lot to do with the way my delicate little mind developed during those formative years.

Technology brings us one step closer to Manhacks flying around

That title is more exciting that the video title, Aggressive Maneuvers for Autonomous Quadrotor Flight.




(From Half-Life 2)

This, theoretically, is the highest possible scoring Scrabble word

If, you know, everyone in front of you played these exact words in the correct order.


Why search for the world's highest known prime number when you can instead search for the highest known Scrabble word? [via BrettSpiel]

Here's how you make a successful blog these days

Pick a successful theme. You could post pictures of funny cats. You could post pictures of people at Wal-Mart. You could post pictures of hipsters. Maybe you want to make fun of bad photoshops or of poor choice in book covers art. This is the one thing you're allowed to write about.

So check out the genius idea that this girl had. She made a blog in which she lived according to what Seventeen Magazine dictated for her life.
"The goal of this project is to simply explore a dying aspect of teenage culture. I will live my life according to the tips provided by the June/July issue of Seventeen magazine and Seventeen.com from today until the weekend of my high school graduation (June 21). Conveniently, this project will also span the Most Important and Magical Night of My Teenage Life (i.e. senior prom). I will use this blog to record my findings, and to provide commentary on teenage life/the adolescent experience."
Here's a chart she made:

Check out the whole blog (which, sadly, it would seem, is going to be ending soon) at http://www.theseventeenmagazineproject.com/

Elephant Boy



I love the way our minds works – how we can’t help but see human or animal figures in random patterns or in vegetable or mineral structures. Some people love staring at clouds (oh yeah, I can see a giant poodle in high heals) but I’m always fascinated by the weird things that can be made out in some types of bathroom tiles. I could stare at them for hours. At least that’s the story that I’m sticking to as to why I spend so long in the bathroom.
And why am I waffling on about such nonsense? Well, I was looking through some of my old sketchbooks the other night and I came across a couple of thumbnail sketches of a bit of twig (top image) that I’d picked up somewhere. Looking at the drawings again they reminded me of some sort of John Merrick type creature so I did a quick cartoon sketch and here’s the result.

US Sketchbook Tour


I’d like to thank Holly Howe for telling me about the Art House Co-op Sketchbook Project, which I’ve just signed up to be part of. Basically, the Brooklyn Art Library in America are inviting artists to submit completed sketchbooks (on a variety of themes) and these books will then be exhibited at galleries and museums as they make their way on tour across the country. So far six states, Brooklyn, Austin, San Francisco, Portland, Atlanta and Chicago have signed up to play host to the show. But it is likely that more states will take part before the exhibition starts in March 2011.
After the tour, all sketchbooks will enter into the permanent collection of The Brooklyn Art Library, where they will be bar-coded and available for the public to view.
As I’ve not yet received my sketch book I obviously don’t have anything to show so far (the image above is of a drawing that I did a couple of years ago) but the project’s website does offer each of the participating artists a webpage in which to show off their work – and here’s mine.

NSFW: BP Cleans up Coffee Spill

Oil Spill

I was talking a manager in the apartment business who said that there was once a resident in his community that rebuilt a motorcycle in his apartment living room. Oil and other stuff not only ruined the carpet, but the wood floors underneath them.

Fun Fact

We all know that XII and MMX and IV are roman numerals.

Did you know that "regular numbers" 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 are called arabic numerals?

Now you do.

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#183 is the dumbest Laffy Taffy joke I have ever seen



Courtesy Andrew and McLaine's wedding.

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Alumni Interview


Here’s a link to a recent interview that I did for the alumni magazine of my old college. I always find interviews kind of embarrassing because I always come across as quite proper or pompous.

This newspaper prop is everywhere



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Why don't you just write a letter to the police?

As posted at this local craigslist ad:

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I cannot get on the internet because I cannot get on the internet

Sorry that there haven't been many new posts recently: Karen and I just moved into our new place and don't have internet installed yet. Yeah, there's free Wifi places, but those don't always work.

Yesterday, I wanted to post my Dungeon Lords board game review on AnnArbor.com since I normally post on Monday and was already a day behind (btw Space Alert is way better).

It was 10:00pm so I figured Starbucks would be as good a place as any. But, it turns out, in order to use their wireless, you need an AT&T account. No problem! I have an AT&T UVerse account. Well, except we just canceled that at our old place. No problem, we have a new account! Except the confirmation number and information is in Karen's email and that account didn't start until the next day. 30 minutes later of trying their password and username lookup I went to Denny's which has horribly slow internet that boots you from time to time. I got home at 11:30, an hour and a half after I left, meaning it essentially took me as long to post the article as it did to write it.

It'll be nice having internet again.

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