People that submit links on Fark.com often submit them with funny little headlines. They're in the process of picking out the best here, here, and here, and here [portions probably NSFW in there somewhere].
But let me save you some time and highlight some of my favorites:
Man finds ten human teeth in wallet at Walmart. That's just decadent
80-ton wave generator works briefly as advertised when it falls into the ocean
Toddler falls into baptismal font. To answer the obvious question: Yes, he was saved
Police find severed head, will later reveal whether it's "linked to body parts found in Hertfordshire." Submitter suspects the answer may be "Not any more"
