Check it out: this guy made up his resume in the style of a Dungeons and Dragons 4th edition character sheet. My concern, however, is clearly he is cheating given that max for any stat for a human is 18 and here this guy is with a 20 charisma, 22 dexterity and 23 intelligence? Plus, if he really
were an orc, he would have a -2 racial modifier to Charisma.
What I find most interesting, however, is that he assigned himself a wisdom score of 8. Average Wisdom (statistically) is 10 or 11, so he's basically saying that he has below average Wisdom.
Better home that your designer job doesn't require saving throws, Sean, or you might not make your check.
Ha, nice choice as Caffeine as your Deity though.
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