Look at this. It is a raccoon standing with a knife on his belt with a rocket launcher checking the time on his wristwatch. And he's got stuff for roasting marshmallows on the ground.
It's from a legitimately-trying old (unofficial) Dungeons and Dragons book where there are antigrav motorcycles and dragons that coexist. In addition to "Raccoon, Talking" you can be an armored mantis or tree demon.
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